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Conversation I heard in the club.
- Shy Guy: Hey there..
- Random Guy: Hey what's up?
- Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
- Random Guy: Thanks dude!
- Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
- Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
- Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
- Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
- Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
- Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
Haven’t been on here in forever and I honestly forgot how fucking hilarious this site is. brb gonna spend 10 hours scrolling now
are you a magician because abracaDAYUM
are you joking this is funny shit
Ok but “go to hell” is the best compliment ever like thank u I’m trying very hard I’m glad you noticed
TIP ON HOW TO GET OVER YOUR FEAR OF THE DARK:
As soon as you turn the lights off start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”.
And then the shadows growl at you and say, “Mine. You’re all mine.”
Proceed to have a secret relationship with the monster in your closet to make the shadows jealous.
Plot Twist: The Monster wants a threesome with you and the shadows.
every person that reblogs this will get a “fuck you” in their inbox
every
single
person
i got mine omg
got mine holy fuck!
testing to see if this works
I kinda wanna see if this works….if only to use some of my gifs 0w0
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